Guenevere. Twenty. These are a few of my favorite things.
I was sending an email to my professor/boss about my work hours and when I’m coming in to say goodbye because I am going abroad.
My email title was “Hours and my last hoorah!”
My autocorrect changed it to “Hours and my last hookah!” -__-
Sometimes when I close my eyes I see CandyCrush.
Seriously, why would anyone show me this game?!
I’m conflicted with my want to see one direction in concert and my hate for screaming girls…
So my roommate showed me this app that gives you points when you download apps and then you can win things with the points. Then you can just delete the apps after playing for a bit. If you use my reference code you get 50 points to begin with. :) check it out.
Use the code UB0X1
"I’m having a hard time writing about masturbation in this paper"
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